"Aw yeah Ravenpaw...right there...feels so good. 'Kay, Firestar next!"

- Barley having some "private time" with his barnmate and some Clan cats

Barley is an obese black-and-white loner that used to give blowjobs to cats on their way to Highstones, but then the Clans moved and now he's resorted to only gay sex with Ravenpaw and the occasional passing kittypet or dog.


When Ravenpaw was actually an apprentice and ran away from ThunderClan like the wimp he is, Barley accepted him into the barn where they grew fat on mice together. They had a huge sex party that night to celebrate.